As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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