Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
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And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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