I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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