i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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