Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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