your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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