I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
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