somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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