where am i from again
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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