His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
North Korea, Best Korea!
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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