We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
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