i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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