We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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