im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
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I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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