my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I want to fling myself into the sun
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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