he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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