I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
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He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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