I wannas sexs uuuuu
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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