Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
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I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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