alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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