on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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