Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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