a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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