I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Randomize
