I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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