I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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