He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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