do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
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Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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