Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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