Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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