i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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