Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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