Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

he wants to bone in the snuggie

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(206): View more from Washington

Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.

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(213): View more from California

are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town

(1-213): View more from California

well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.

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(207): View more from Maine

FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.

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(314): View more from Missouri

He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"

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(518): View more from New York

Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok

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