The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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