So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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