He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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