Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
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