girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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