His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Randomize