We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
