It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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