I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
What a dumb baby whore.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.