Slut skills are useful in every country.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
These 25 Women First Experienced Sexual Harassment At A Shocking Age
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.