me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room