Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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