Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
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