Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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