found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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