Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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