she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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