Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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