if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza