K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
