just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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