i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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