He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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