yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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