friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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